GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic b